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[Malapa's Challenge]

This is the best game ever!!

Hopefully once the REAL game players get online (not the little 12 year olds who are having a hard time reading the big words), this game will show a huge overall rating boost!
Whats with you people? I cant see the main character looking "gay" or like a chippendale in any way, shape or form? Leather automatically makes him gay?? Haahaa...you've been watching too many movies.
The artwork is great, the sound is awesome and the gameplay is unrivaled by any other RPG on NG. Gimme a freakin break people. Take a little bit more time playing it before you review. The game last a good 4 hours or more, and people are already reviewing it? Unless you are in the time and space chamber from DBZ, I seriously doubt you had the time to complete the whole game and witness its splendor in its entirety.
This game isnt for people who just want to push a few buttons and beat up on some stick people. This is a well oiled piece of RPG machinery. If you cant handle the time and patiencce it takes to play a RPG like FF or Dragonquest, then this game isnt for you, go back to your pokemon stadium or kirbys adventure, this is too much for you.
I just want to congratulate Septimus on his dedication and effort he put into this game.
Great job!! I'm looking forward to your next project.
PBM
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[6 more dead babie uses]

I have to words for you....

Crotch Warmer!!
Now thats just fucking nuts...
PBM

[Jamnar RPG Demo]

I have a few more suggestions...

The humor you've put in the game so far is great, keep it up. I loved the trees afro-slap.
So far it looks like your doing everything right. The only problem I see you running into is file size issues. I mean, just the intro and 2 battles are running at almost 1400kb..that seems a bit much. I'm imagining the sound you are using is taking up the most space since you dont seem to be using very many gradients or much shading. The first thing I would do is work on getting the file size managable. Goto Flashkit or look in Flashs help files for info on optimizing all your files.
The battle set up is really sweet. I like all the different options you have.
As far as the blood goes...who cares?? None of the zelda, or early final fantasies, or Secret of Mana, or mario RPG had that shit, so I wouldnt eben sweat it. People who want to see blood to feel a game is complete are idiots and need to go seek mental. Blood doesnt make a game any better. Is its good, its good regardless of the red splatters.
PBM
www.spunkbubb le.net

cableshaft responds:

Yeah, the file size issue is a major concern to me as well, and while the sound contributes to the size, I noticed its only 300Kb of it. So where is everything else? Well, I made this pretty messy and there are a lot of frames and layers and groups that might take up more space than necessary or are being duplicated, I'll go to flashkit and take a look at it. I want to optimize it as much as I can. Finally someone who thinks there shouldn't be blood :) Anyway thanks for your review.

[Agent K]

Nice try....

PATRICK!!
I gave you a big fat ass "X" too ya little beyatch!!

[Wanna Be A DJ!?]

You fucking suck ass....

How does it make you feel that you get decent scores and praise for stealing other peoples work?
The sad thing is you will never know the feeling you get inside when one of your own original creations gets a top spot on the portal.
SO keep stealing away little boy, I pity you. Pathetic.

kanedoge responds:

I pity homosexuals like u who act like bitches just cause i make a good fucking flash and u are jealous, suck my dick u fucking 2 year old

[Galaxy Wars]

What thee fuck??!!

You submitted this again you piece of rabid koala bear shit!! Everytime you submit something, up until the time you come with your own shit I am gonna give you zero..and I'm going to be sure everyone I know on here (which is alot of fucking people) give your ass a zero too you raging, leper whore clit biter.
I guess you didnt learn the first time it got deleted.
Lets see what has changed....Hmmm...its still stolen from Flashkit...you didnt do ANYTHING to it but stick your name on it...and hmmm....it still sucks ass.
You are the biggest piece of shit to grace the portal since Weasel. In fact, at least he was halfway funny. You are just a lying little cocksucker and I hope you get herpes from licking your mothers yeast infested cunt.
STOP SUBMITTING SHIT THAT ISNT YOURS BITCH!!
little bastard.

[Parachute(TheLastOneMaybe]

How in the hell??

Did this make the Portal Top 5?? Someone please shoot me now. The P-bot needs a new "shit detector" chip installed in its electronic brain.
A note for the creator: When someone is closer to you, like in the parachute game, and you have people smaller (as in farther away) its best to make it so the smaller is BEHIND the bigger, not the other way around.
Try harder next time.
PBM

[Galactic Strife]

This kicks ass Brian...

I played it before on your site I think or as a beta or something tho. It kicks much ass.
These people voting dont acknowledge the degree you must have went to on programming this monster.
I for one comprehend your skills and applaud it!!
Selectable weapons..2 player mode...etc..awesome!!
Hit me up anytime you need original music on anything man, I'll hook you up!
PBM
http://www.spunkbubb le.net

[HalloweenSlideShow]

Heres what I think...

Andy...tell these little flamers to bite your nutsack and have a happy day.
I thought this was hilarious.
I like your work and your art. These little jealous ankle nippers can catch the vapors.
Keep up the good work.
PBM
http://www.spunkbu bble.net

[The Raise (Revised)]

It took me forever!!

Great work Mr. Gibson.
I have beaten all of the other Negotiator games, and this one had me stumped for a LONG time. I probably had to play it 25 times before I finally got it right. Great job!!
Hint #1: Dont listen to the mouse...hes a liar and an evil beast.
Hint #2: Asking for a raise will screw you everytime.